Daniel R. Butler Knihy

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals.WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant.Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize numberThe accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quartersThe streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiableThe convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

From the authors of the "New York Times" bestseller "America's Dumbest Criminals"(TM) comes this hilarious volume packed with one hundred new stories of unbelievably dumb criminals. With true stories from real cops, this book shows that crime doesn't pay, but it may make you laugh. Illustrated.